you got fingered by a private school boy and didn’t tell me?!!!

In the year of our lord, 2013, three teenage friends are writing the next great classic work of fiction. A smutty fanfic about their favourite boy wizard. As the girls' story begins to unravel, their erotic masterpiece falls into the lap of their PDHPE teacher, Mr Isaacs. Friendships are tested. Careers are threatened. Pleasure caves are engorged. ... Please don’t tell my mum!!

Presented by Purple Tape Productions (Tape Over; The Fledgling) get ready for The Cursed Child on a KXT budget. This hilarious new play from Kate Bubalo will have every grown-up fan girl reaching for the old Wattpad folder on their high school laptop.

Sex Scenes, Coarse Language, Haze and Flashing Lights.


Director Lily Hayman Writer with Lola Bond, Georgia McGinness, Evelina Singh, Andrew Fraser 

Lighting Designer: Tyler Fitzpatrick; Sound Designer: Clare Hennessy; Production Designer: Hailley Hunt; Costume Designer: Rita Naidu; Intimacy Co-Ordinator: Shondelle Pratt; Stage Manager: Hannah Crane

Producers: Tyler Fitzpatrick & Lily Hayman